Have to do something about his little clitty.

Ron's girl friend loved to dress him up and make him go out with her.
This was the first time he went to the beach with her dressed up.
It made him so excited.
Too excited in fact. 
He thought it was terribly embarrassing.
His girl friend thought it was cute.
He couldn't even sit straight without his little bulge showing.
Standing up was out of the question.