Bad time to get drunk.

Ron loved to dress up. He thought his girlfriend would be away for the entire weekend. She wasn't suppose to be back till Sunday morning. He was going to have the whole weekend in femme.
It was Saturday night and he was sitting around enjoying his third martini when he heard her voice.  "Come down here, I have something to show you that I bought for you. Oh and you wouldn't believe who I ran into in front of the house. That guy Steve that I think is so hot."