I can't beleive that they are giving me so many points.

Ron's girl friend said she would help him in his feminization. but he had to do exactly as she said.
He followed her instructions exactly. He even had to show up at this beauty pageant, to "show off", as his girl friend said.  He couldn't understand what the man in at the podium was saying. He sounded like an auctioneer. 
"What was that,?  Sold, did he just hear the word sold to the gentleman in the tuxedo?"
That is odd for a beauty pageant.