Found Out, But Not Found Out.

I looked at my girl friend in shock.  I thought that she was going to be out of town for another 2 days. I didn't expect her to come in and catch me.  I was speechless I didn't know how she was going to handle me dressing up. She started to yell at me calling a lousy bitch and I had better get my cute little ass out of her and her boy friend's house. Then yelling at me to tell her where her boyfriend was.
Then I realized she didn't recognise me. What was I going to do?   If I took all my girl clothes and left I wouldn't have my boy clothes.  I would have to just wear my girl clothes.  That might not be all bad.
Oh, you think I have a cute ass?