Monday, May 6, 2019
You had me at Hi !
Ron's girlfriend did a make over on him and told him that if he came home with evidence that he had been with a man, then she would take his cage off for a night. He had gone to the party with her and was watching from the side of the room when this man had come up to her and said hi. He then proceeded to tell her how gorgeous he was, asking for his phone number. He knew that he was going to get lucky with this man. He knew that he would be able to get his cage off. But as he smiled he realized how he was going to get the evidence to show his wife.
He asked, "Do you have any rubbers?" He had a startled look on his face but said yes.